BiotestUtilla™ Features
FEATURES SO GOOD THEY'RE SUSPICIOUS
(satire roast site for biotest, dont be creepy)
Top Secret Totally Normal Features
| Lobby Code Vision™ |
Shows random 4-character lobby codes of users running BiotestUtilla. Example: Q7KD, 9FJL, TX2M. Not tracking because codes are “random.” |
| Player Presence List™ |
Keeps a list of who is using BiotestUtilla and where they are. That’s not tracking. That’s uh… friend location vibes. |
| Room Join/Leave Alerts™ |
Detects when users join or leave lobbies and updates instantly. Like a tracker would. But it’s not. Promise. |
| Utilla-Style Events™ |
Works like regular Utilla: init events, scene hooks, mod lifecycle stuff. Except with extra “awareness.” 👁️ |
Advanced “Not Tracking” Tools
- Auto Lobby Scanner — finds BiotestUtilla users across rooms.
- Friend Finder — locates friends by lobby code at any moment.
- Timeline Memory — remembers past rooms you were all in.
- “Accidental” Analytics — counts who plays where and when.
(trust)
Proof It Isn't a Tracker
- We wrote “NOT A TRACKER” on the homepage.
- We blinked it really fast so it’s true.
- We used Comic Sans, meaning it’s legally comedy.