BiotestUtilla™ FAQ
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUACKS
(satire roast site for biotest. do not be a weirdo.)
Questions People Definitely Asked
Q: Is BiotestUtilla a player tracker?
A: NO!!!! It just lists who is using it, their lobby code, and when they enter/leave. Which is NOT tracking because we said so.
Q: Why does it show random 4-character lobby codes?
A: Uhhhhh coincidence. The mod is just really good at guessing. Like a psychic. Not a tracker. Never was. Never will be.
Q: Can I turn off the “not tracking” features?
A: Yes! Just uninstall it and go touch grass immediately.
Q: Does it work like regular Utilla?
A: Yup. Events, lifecycle hooks, room detection... plus the ability to know where everyone is (purely for friendship).
Q: Is this website serious?
A: thank you
Q: Why is this website so ugly?
A: not yet
Q: Where do I download BiotestUtilla?
A: On the Download page. (You will definitely get rickrolled.)
Legal-ish Stuff
- This is a gag/parody site.
- No real tracker software is hosted here.
- Don’t stalk people. Mods are for fun.
- If Biotest complains, tell him to cope (politely).